During the last few months of  Toni's pregnancy, her 4-year-old became curious.   "How did that baby get in Mommy's belly?"  As the wise grandfather, I answered, "Well, God decided it was time for Mommy and Daddy to have another baby, so he put her there." 

She asked her mother, Toni,  the same question:  "How did that baby get in your belly?"  She replied,  "Well, Allison, God put the baby there."

In retrospect maybe we should have been clearer on who God is... 

Visiting at an annual church gathering, Toni, Allison and I were chatting with friends, when Father Orr walked by. 

"Hello!"  He addressed both Toni and Allison and questioned Toni quietly, "does she understand that you're expecting?"   Toni indicated yes, that Allison understood.

Father Orr addressed Allison.   "So Mommy is going to have a baby?" 

Allison smiled and nodded, pretending to be shy. 

"So, do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"  Directing the question to both Toni and Allison.

Toni was answering,  "Yes, it's another girl," when Allison interrupted and said very firmly to Father Orr, "Well, you should know, you put her there!"

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